Category Archives: Punny

Saturday and Sunday are strong. All the rest are weakdays.

I used to sell computer parts, but I lost my drive.

My landscaper wants me to invest in hedge funds.

An unemployed jester is nobody’s fool.

Traveling on a flying carpet is a rugged experience.

The thief stole a thousand cases of soap and made a clean getaway.

The currency of the cosmos is star bucks.

A dry cleaner was indicted for money laundering. Details are being ironed out.

Sir Tan Gent of Beach Sir Osis of Liver Sir Loin of Beef

Savings bond rate discussions are interesting.