Category Archives: Punny

The miners had a boring meeting about drilling into the rock.

I ran into a box of Kleenex last week, and I suffered some soft tissue injuries.

I tried to grab a handful of fog, but I mist.

I wanted to tell you a pun about pizza toppings, but it was too cheesy.

The arborist was stumped.

There were two ships. One carried red paint and the other carried blue paint. The ships collided. Survivors were marooned.

She was open to trying LSD in the 1960s, but many of her friends were a bit Leary.

The scuba diving student was in over her head.

Two muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said, “It sure is hot in here” The second muffin said, “Ahhh, a talking muffin!”

Writing with a broken pencil is pointless.