Category Archives: Punny

Impatient dermatologists make rash judgments.

Abstinence leaves a lot to be desired.

I’m concerned about my calendar. Its days are numbered.

Does a retired handyman live on a fixed income?

No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.

Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

A piece of toast at the zoo is bread in captivity.

Did you hear about the man who lost his left side? He’s all right now.

Clones are people two.

I was not sad when my flashlight batteries died. I was de-lighted.